Grandma is not good at email.
I’ve gotten 8 emails from some nice old lady who thinks I’m her son or grandson. I’ve already responded to her three times, asking her to please check the email address and to kindly stop sending me emails. Here is her latest email and my response.
Subject: Father’s Day Gifts
From: xxxxxxxxx@comcast.net
to me
Hi Jean and Dave,
Thanks for the nice Father’s Day gifts you brought Dad. The Swarthmore shirt will fit him fine and we can always use picture frames. We have so many members of the family to frame. Also, thanks for coming for a visit (al of you at the Cape) and bringing and helping us enjoy a delicious chocolate ice cream cake. It was also fun walking the back roads together.
It is warm on the Cape. Hope the girls are enjoying piano camp.
See you this weekend.
Love,
M & D R
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From: me
to xxxxxxxx@comcast.net
Hi,
My first girlfriend’s name was Jean. She dumped me because I was too shy, and I didn’t know how to kiss at the time. I was even alone with her in her house at one point! I could have made out with her! Heartbreak is pretty rough at the age of 13.
My name is Dave, but I’m not the Dave you’re looking for. You may want to use a telephone to get the proper email address from Jean or Dave.
Thanks.
P.S. Capes are awesome.
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